Posts tagged ‘funny’

Marriage equality, according to Sophia Petrillo

10th Dec 2009 | Tagged , , , | | Be the first to comment!

You have to love the Golden Girls, and especially Sophia, for being so far ahead of so many people.

Beth likes it her way

13th Jan 2009 | Tagged , , | | Be the first to comment!

Beth and I spent a while brainstorming names for our new video series at work today.

We finally ended up choosing one of her suggestions. She looked at me with the wide eyes of a five-year-old child, smiled, and said, “I like it when we use my ideas.”

I almost snorted Vitamin Water up my nose.

That is a good day at work.

lack of focus

17th Jul 2006 | Tagged , , | | 2 comments. Add yours!

this morning, on my way to work, i saw something amazing. i was driving on route 376 in poughkeepsie, alongside a woman who was simultaneously smoking, talking on her cell phone, applying makeup and oh yeah … driving.

i’m both horrified and impressed. first of all, how can she physically do all that? secondly, how many people does she kill during an average trip to work?

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